I do, Augustus. I do


↳ the mortal instruments by cassandra clare

sweetmarigold:

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”

Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

TID Appreciation Week | Day 1: favorite character » Will Herondale

“We live and breathe words. It was books that kept me from taking my own life after I thought I could never love anyone, never be loved again. It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.”

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

kidcthulhu:

kaciart:

starkswillremember:

god i love it when nat runs for cover under steve’s shield / steve instinctively raises his arm to cover them both

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babiiieeesss

And Clint just runs off to fuck knows where, while Thor just kinda looks inconvenienced 

lucimoosey:

asupernaturalshade-ofblue:

Supernatural boys + cats

You missed this one

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

4x01 vs 5x16

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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lokisgirl96:

Tom Hiddleston and suites

the-captains-wife:

alykat86:

awcomicsno:

mikes-grrl:

#Hawk looks like a badass with that long coat[via downeylove]

This is because we talked about his ass too much, isn’t it? They’re punishing us.

This is totally because we talked about his ass too much.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THE PICTURES

the-captains-wife:

alykat86:

awcomicsno:

mikes-grrl:

via downeylove]

This is because we talked about his ass too much, isn’t it? They’re punishing us.

This is totally because we talked about his ass too much.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THE PICTURES

TMI appreciation week:

Day 7: Favorite species » Shadowhunters

You are odd creatures. All fragile nobility and humanity on one side, and all the thoughtless fire of angels on the other.”

mrpond